World of Arl

This is simply an example military summary, don't feel that you have to copy it in any way.

The Aggregate army

Fighters [ranged] (Cost: 2.5 / 7) (Upkeep: 0.63 / 1.75)
Equipped with just a Crossbow and are trained to a Normal standard

Fighters [melee] (Cost: 3.25 / 6.25) (Upkeep: 0.81 / 1.56)
Equipped with Spear, Chainmail jacket, Large shield and are trained to a Normal standard

Trooper (Cost: 9 / 22.5) (Upkeep: 2.97 / 7.43)
Equipped with Short Sword, Banded armour suit, Tower shield and are trained to a High standard
They fight in a tight formation so as to provide maximum defensive abilities.

Spiral guard (Cost: 92.5 / 235) (Upkeep: 46.25 / 117.5)
Equipped with Long Sword, Spear, Breastplate, Small shield, Chainmail suit, Warhorse with barding and are trained to a Elite standard

The Aggregate navy

Swarmer (Materials: 0.25, Points: 3, Upkeep: 0.06) - 100 tons
The crew are trained to a Normal standard, transport capacity: 50

Cruiser (Materials: 1, Points: 5, Upkeep: 0.25) - 250 tons
The crew are trained to a Normal standard, transport capacity: 130
Catapults: 1

Flagship (Materials: 8, Points: 60, Upkeep: 2) - 800 tons
The crew are trained to a Normal standard, transport capacity: 900
Catapults: 6

War: I submit this as being invalid based on your own argument against the very challenge of the original submissions existence, considering it only an "attempt" and not even an actual joke.