"How many times have you gotten stitches?", "a" => "None", "b" => "Once", "c" => "A few times", "d" => "I’m pretty much a modern day Frankenstein", ); $answers[1] = array( 'a' => 0, 'b' => 2, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 4, ); $questions[2] = array( "Q" => "You describe your experience on bikes, rollerblades and scooters as:", "a" => "A bit shaky, but I try to be cautious", "b" => "Very skilled-I’m a natural", "c" => "Terrifying, even when I’m covered in padding and bubble wrap", "d" => "Pretty comfortable ", ); $answers[2] = array( 'a' => 2, 'b' => 0, 'c' => 4, 'd' => 1, ); $questions[3] = array( "Q" => "How would you best describe your car? ", "a" => "It’s in pristine condition and looks brand new", "b" => "It’s got a couple of nicks, but nothing too noticeable", "c" => "Scratched up and sporting some dents and cracks", "d" => "Well, I totaled the last one so...", ); $answers[3] = array( 'a' => 0, 'b' => 2, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 4, ); $questions[4] = array( "Q" => "You compare your walking gait to that of: ", "a" => "Pepe LePew", "b" => "The T-1000", "c" => "A shuffling zombie", "d" => "A toddler taking his first steps", ); $answers[4] = array( 'a' => 1, 'b' => 2, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 4, ); $questions[5] = array( "Q" => "When an object is out of reach, what do you do?", "a" => "I grab a stepladder and steadily retrieve it", "b" => "I climb up the shelf or stand on whatever’s nearby", "c" => "I stand on my tiptoes and bat at it with my fingertips until I knock it down", "d" => "I make someone taller help me", ); $answers[5] = array( 'a' => 2, 'b' => 4, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 0, ); $questions[6] = array( "Q" => "Have you ever broken a bone or gotten a sprain?", "a" => "Nope, never", "b" => "Eh, once or twice", "c" => "Yeah, a few times, actually", "d" => "I’m basically a walking mummy ", ); $answers[6] = array( 'a' => 0, 'b' => 2, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 4, ); $questions[7] = array( "Q" => "Your knife skills in the kitchen can be best described as:", "a" => "Not great - I can barely chop lettuce without having issues", "b" => "Flawless. I deserve my own cooking show!", "c" => "Horrifying, but at least I was able to get those fingers reattached!", "d" => "So-so - I’ve nicked a finger every now and then", ); $answers[7] = array( 'a' => 3, 'b' => 0, 'c' => 4, 'd' => 2, ); $questions[8] = array( "Q" => "A day at the ski slopes typically ends with:", "a" => "A stretcher and a trip to the hospital", "b" => "A clunk to the head and a few stars", "c" => "A couple of bruises and bumps", "d" => "Nary a scratch", ); $answers[8] = array( 'a' => 4, 'b' => 3, 'c' => 2, 'd' => 0, ); $questions[9] = array( "Q" => "What’s the most likely thing to trip you up?", "a" => "An untied shoelace", "b" => "A set of stairs", "c" => "A groove in the sidewalk", "d" => "All of the above (and more)", ); $answers[9] = array( 'a' => 1, 'b' => 2, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 6, ); $questions[10] = array( "Q" => "The last time you’ve gotten a scab was:", "a" => "Years ago", "b" => "When I was a little kid", "c" => "Within the past year", "d" => "I’ve got a fresh one now!", ); $answers[10] = array( 'a' => 1, 'b' => 0, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 5, ); $questions[11] = array( "Q" => "When you have to cross the street, you: ", "a" => "Pay more attention to your phone than the cars around you", "b" => "Always look both ways and go when it’s clear", "c" => "Take a quick glance and start jogging across", "d" => "Just take off because pedestrians should always have the right of way", ); $answers[11] = array( 'a' => 3, 'b' => 0, 'c' => 2, 'd' => 4, ); $questions[12] = array( "Q" => "How sure footed are you?", "a" => "I’m as stable as a mountain goat", "b" => "I’ve slipped every now and then", "c" => "It kind of depends on what shoes I’m wearing...", "d" => "I’m like Bambi trying to walk on ice", ); $answers[12] = array( 'a' => 0, 'b' => 2, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 4, ); function proneness ($score) { if ($score > 30) { return "You're an Accident Waiting to Happen!

Bust out the bubble wrap because you are a walking klutz. We're surprised your local hospital hasn't named a wing after you."; } elseif ($score > 20) { return "You're Somewhat Accident Prone

You've experienced your fair share of bumps, bruises and cuts, but it's not so bad that you have to live in a human-sized hamster ball. Just be careful and look out for that next step..."; } elseif ($score > 20) { return "You're a Little Klutzy

For the most part you're able to pull it together, but every so often you get in a little mishap. Don't worry, variety is the spice of life, and it wouldn't be much of one without a scrape or two."; } else { return "You're Virtually Indestructible!

Either you're invulnerable or you just never get injured. We're betting it's the latter, but you might want to invest in a utility belt and cape just in case..."; } } function proneness_short ($score) { // Obviously remove this when you do add the url... die("You need to add a URL to the proneness function in " . __FILE__ . " on line " . (__LINE__ + 2) . ""); return "I just scored $score on the Accident Prone Quiz"; } function getVal($varName, $default = '') { if (isset($_GET[$var_name])) { return $_GET[$var_name]; } else { if (isset($_POST[$var_name])) { return $_POST[$var_name]; } else { return $default; } } } $q_count = count($questions); ?>