Q1: How many times have you gotten stitches?
None
Once
A few times
I’m pretty much a modern day Frankenstein

Q2: You describe your experience on bikes, rollerblades and scooters as:
A bit shaky, but I try to be cautious
Very skilled—I’m a natural
Terrifying, even when I’m covered in padding and bubble wrap
Pretty comfortable

 

Q3: How would you best describe your car?
It’s in pristine condition and looks brand new
It’s got a couple of nicks, but nothing too noticeable
Scratched up and sporting some dents and cracks
Well, I totaled the last one so…

Q4: You compare your walking gait to that of:
Pepe LePew
The T-1000
A shuffling zombie
A toddler taking his first steps

 

Q5: When an object is out of reach, what do you do?
I grab a stepladder and steadily retrieve it
I climb up the shelf or stand on whatever’s nearby
I stand on my tiptoes and bat at it with my fingertips until I knock it down
I make someone taller help me

Q6: Have you ever broken a bone or gotten a sprain?
Nope, never
Eh, once or twice
Yeah, a few times, actually
I’m basically a walking mummy

 

Q7: Your knife skills in the kitchen can be best described as:
Not great – I can barely chop lettuce without having issues
Flawless. I deserve my own cooking show!
Horrifying, but at least I was able to get those fingers reattached!
So-so – I’ve nicked a finger every now and then

Q8: A day at the ski slopes typically ends with:
A stretcher and a trip to the hospital
A clunk to the head and a few stars
A couple of bruises and bumps
Nary a scratch

 

Q9: What’s the most likely thing to trip you up?
An untied shoelace
A set of stairs
A groove in the sidewalk
All of the above (and more)

Q10: The last time you’ve gotten a scab was:
Years ago
When I was a little kid
Within the past year
I’ve got a fresh one now!

 

Q11: When you have to cross the street, you:
Pay more attention to your phone than the cars around you
Always look both ways and go when it’s clear
Take a quick glance and start jogging across
Just take off because pedestrians should always have the right of way

Q12: How sure footed are you?
I’m as stable as a mountain goat
I’ve slipped every now and then
It kind of depends on what shoes I’m wearing…
I’m like Bambi trying to walk on ice