I’m out of the office and in a plot twist, it’s not for dancing. Instead I’ll be working on Connect 4 (Draughts is going to wait, I want to make some cool features but want to use a simple game for it) and watching Game of Thrones.

I’ll return to the office on Tuesday the 16th. Mr Wilcox, I do not approve of your Wordy strategy, we both know Quanted isn’t a real word.